Hedgehog joke wins comedy prize

Comedian Dan Antopolski has won a prize for the funniest joke of this year’s Edinburgh Fringe. For more click the LINK.

The Top 10 jokes were judged to be:   (Warning: English humor below)

• 1) Dan Antopolski – "Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?"

• 2) Paddy Lennox – "I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’."

• 3) Sarah Millican – "I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they’re up where they belong."

• 4) Zoe Lyons – "I went on a girls’ night out recently. The invitation said ‘dress to kill’. I went as Rose West."

• 5) Jack Whitehall – "I’m sure wherever my dad is; he’s looking down on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending."

• 6) Adam Hills – "Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you’re going to get it, but it’s going to be rough."

• 7) Marcus Brigstocke – "To the people who’ve got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn’t invent it!"

• 8) Rhod Gilbert – "A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble."

• 9) Dan Antopolski – "I’ve been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I’ve seen it six times and there isn’t."

• 10) Simon Brodkin (as Lee Nelson) – "I started so many fights at my school – I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn’t finish a lot of them."

 
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